Chronicles of Steve

Chronicles of Steve

The creativity that blooms in my mind, the humor that makes my lungs hurt, and the poetry that makes my heart weep.
This blog is a convergence of two of my previous Tumblr blogs: stevegilmorepoetry, and humorbazaar.

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d0cpr0fess0r: sylphorix: Still under the impression that video games are strictly for kids? Hilda Knott would like to have a word with you. And perhaps a game. The 85-year-old British gamer has been mashing buttons for 40 years — roughly the life of the video game industry – and is showing no signs of slowing down. We’re not talking about just a bunch of boring PC card games, either. In a video interview with the BBC, Knott, who turns 86 next month, shows off her formidable gaming setup, including a sweet 65-inch HDTV and a brand new Playstation 3 Superslim. She discusses her love of Grand Theft Auto IV, which she had a “hilarious” time playing with her 94-year-old-aunt. Knott acknowledges that her deep love of gaming has helped her stay mentally fit, because “a lot of them have puzzles, working out how to do something.” She isn’t joking, either, as the video shows her playing the niche tactical role-playing game, Disgaea 4. That’s hardcore. This lady is a gamer, through and through. And while many of her fellow octogenarians credit games like Wii Sports for keeping them physically active, Knott’s favorite part about playing video games will sound more familiar to the Halo crowd. “Finding something new in the game,” she says. “Getting on to the next stage, or the next event. And the achievement of finishing it.” With 40 years of gaming under her belt, we imagine she’s finished quite a few. Hats off to you, Hilda! Imagine playing Halo online and hearing an old woman’s voice from your headset. And then imagine finding out that the old woman has twice as many kills as you. Exactly how fast do you send that friend request?
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laughingsquid: Mike Wazowski of ‘Monsters, Inc.’ Illustrated as a Blind & Devastated Vagabond by Dan LuVisi
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skinnygirlfit:

toneyourbody:

myfitness-app:

Workout buddies come in all sizes.

he looks a little worried 

“fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”

(via a-funny-looking-banana)

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kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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im gonna piss: luostab: chekhov: The Boy Scouts of America fired a gay scoutmaster...

luostab:

chekhov:

The Boy Scouts of America fired a gay scoutmaster for being gay and the scoutmaster sued.

The case went all the way to the Supreme Court ruled in The Boy Scouts’s favor and established the principle that private organizations, such as the Boy Scouts, have the right…

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shavingryansprivates:

i would pay 10 bucks to see someone try to eat 10 dollars worth of ramen noodles in one sitting

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Sara Jean Underwood at a G4 Star Wars charity car wash
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(Source: montparnnasse, via shavingryansprivates)

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brandnewswastikas:

Impress your crush. Pay your bills on time. 

(via hitlersbreastmilk)

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